Real Parenting

Weekend sound bytes:

Ross, while we were at a pool party: "If you stick your ears under the water it's almost like you're not in a pool full of screaming children"

Claire: "Mom, did the bad men put Jesus in jail? Did they stuck the bad men?"
E: "Stuck what does that mean?"
Claire: "Yah mom, stuck. Stuck them with a knife"
E: (OMG! what do I say?) Do you mean stab? Knives are for cooking and that's it.
Claire: Well then they could put the bad men in the fire and they get burned really bad. Then they will become an angry bird and we don't like angry birds.
E: (WHAT?!!, where did she learn this??) Ok time for bed.


We're good parents I promise!