Can you Relate?

This was all happening simultaneously at dinner tonight:

Claire: "My bum hurts. Moooooom my bum hurts" (Read: She's constipated)

Paige: Waaa Waa Waaaaa Waaa (Read: Paige wants to be held)

Roma: Woooof Wooof Wooof Raaaaaaaaaaa (Context: Roma crying in her crate, locked up because she was trying to eat the beef off Claire's plate)

All the while Granna, Ross, and I are attempting to have a conversation. 

Can you relate?

Please pass the wine!