Halloween Decorations

Here's what happened today-

C: "Mom when are you going to put up Halloween decorations?"
E: "I put some leaves on the mantle, did you see?"
C: "Mom, that's not even Halloween"
E: "I put a pumpkin on the dining table?"
C: "Mom, it's got to be spooky or a little bit scary to be Halloween"
E: "Oh"
C: "Like a jack'o'lantern with crooked teeth. Sheesh, I can do that"

Fast forward a couple hours.

Mommy has a beer AND places an online Target order.